Irrelevant racy photo of two people who are probably not really Muslims
Leaders of prominent Muslim groups in the United States called for Muslims nationwide to open their mosques to all Americans. ”If we can welcome all people, we can open the doors of understanding to the Islamic faith,” said Imam Feisal Yassa during a press conference.
“Every American has the constitutional right to practice his or her religion freely without cause for persecution or discrimination, and Muslims are no different. If we can help educate the public about the true peaceful nature of the religion of Islam, we can move forward into an era of religious tolerance and enlightenment.”
Yassa proceeded to list other religions in America that were afforded more freedoms than Muslims currently enjoy. ”Ayyavazhi, Babism, Bah’ai’, Buddhism, Christianity, Confucianism, Gnosticism, Hinduism, Jainism, Jedi Knights, Judaism, New Age, Paganism, Rastafarianism, Samaritanism, and Taoism. Why shouldn’t Muslims be as free to practice their religion as the Jedi Knights?”
“What about Scientology?” asked ABC News reporter Ken Mieniephace.
“What about it?” responded Yassa.
“I notice that you didn’t mention the religion of Scientology.”
“Fuck Scientology. I would rather lick a pig than acknowledge Scientology as a religion.”
Xenu was unavailable for comment.
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Hahaha
Damn straight, Yassa.
Fuck a buncha fucking Scientologists. Also, I’m totally getting my old lady a burkha.