Today’s senior citizen has probably read in the news or heard in passing conversation about the damaging and scandalous effects of sexting on today’s youth. A few may be concerned about the downward turn in society caused by sexting, and others are just plain ashamed that their family has been affected by such technological debauchery.
Let’s face it, though, most of the over-65 crowd are wondering two things: “What exactly is this ‘sexting’ and where can I get some?”
Sexting is the new, hip way that youngsters express their physical desires to each other. The days of “free love” and “anonymous casual sex” that past generations experienced in eras gone by have vanished. Getting freaky in the back seat now relies on using technology to send naughty text messages via cellular telephone to a potential mate to get him or her into the mood.
Statistics show that senior citizens are not the most adept at sexting, possibly due to a fear of technology. This guide will help today’s senior put the “mature adult” back into “mature adults only” by making the most of their golden years by making sense of sexting.
Sexting only works on cell phones. This is the biggest obstacle of all — sexy seniors will have to make that leap from old-fashioned wall phones to smart phones. The best way to choose the right phone is to find a fifteen year-old grandchild who can pick out a top-of-the line “ready for sexting” smartphone.
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LOLTIHC: Laugh Out Loud Turning Into Hacking Cough
WTD: What the Dickens?!?
ROTFBISCGU: Rolling on the Floor Because I Simply Can’t Get Up
GCLOMS: Grandchild Looking Over my Shoulder
KT: Kids Today…
IHTTMN: I Have To Take My Nitroglycerin
PFTLOCSC911: Please, for the Love of Christ, Somebody Call 911
Senior citizens are inventive; they’ll adapt and get the hang of the rest of it. In no time, ambitious sexting seniors will rival younger counterparts right up until they feel that familiar burning sensation in their nether regions which means one of two things: a spastic bladder or a great sexting relationship.
As long as it’s not both, it’s going to be a thrilling ride!