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Police on Lookout for Suspect with Unusually Large Bladder

Spotted on page 2 of the  UNC-Chapel Hill newspaper, The Daily Tarheel

“Someone publicly urinated at 112 E. Franklin  St. between 2:40 a.m. and 3:21 a.m. Sunday, according to Chapel Hill police reports.”

Some bladder.

Submitted by Peter A. Coclanis

 

One Response to Police on Lookout for Suspect with Unusually Large Bladder

  1. Hugh Jabladder on November 28, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    It was me. I drank a lot of beer that night and made a longer than expected pit stop on Franklin while walking home. But it’s not my fault the street flooded — the city’s runoff drains are crap!

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