What is Insert Eyeroll?
Insert Eyeroll is a satirical online publication that may not be be republished in any capacity without approval from the editors.
Unless a public figure is being satirized, all names used are fictional and any use of a real name is purely coincidental.
Who is responsible for Insert Eyeroll?
Anissa Mayhew :: Managing Editor
IzzyMom :: Technical Editor
Insert Eyeroll co-founders, Anissa and IzzyMom, were doing what any brilliant young women might be doing on any given day—it involved a honey badger, a mirror and a piece of co-axial cable. But in the midst of this moment the name and idea for Insert Eyeroll was born. Soon after, they brought Faiqa Khan and Miss Britt on for their mad organizing skills.
In the unlikely event that Insert Eyeroll should ever make money, Anissa and IzzyMom claim the site.
If you’re a lawyer, it’s run by a guy named Rick at the Chevron down the street.
How can I be a writer for Insert Eyeroll?
If you are interested in becoming a staff writer, we ask that you first submit a few pieces as a guest writer — be sure to note your interest in becoming a staff writer in your email.
Please be aware, however, that we make about $1.47 a month on ad revenues so the only compensation we can only offer you are empty promises of fame and fortune. If you still want to write for us, then we welcome your submissions!
Is Insert Eyeroll the same as Aiming Low?
No. Aiming Low and Insert Eyeroll are merely inbred cousins.
Aiming Low is about appreciating mediocrity at its finest. Insert Eyeroll is about satire done well enough to fool even smart people for a second or two.
Neither is about goats.
You can see, it’s very confusing.
