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“The Humiliation Channel” to Launch in Spring, Make Spectacle of Human Suffering

“The Humiliation Channel” to Launch in Spring, Make Spectacle of Human Suffering

Mediaplex announces a reality TV channel based entirely upon the public's unquenchable appetite for schadenfreude.

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GOP Candidates Sign 2-Year Reality Show Contract with TLC

GOP Candidates Sign 2-Year Reality Show Contract with TLC

TLC leaks information about an upcoming reality show featuring those loveable GOP presidential candidates.

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Man Sues Apple, Claims Siri Sabotaged Marriage Proposal

Man Sues Apple, Claims Siri Sabotaged Marriage Proposal

Martin Blaylock of Palmdale, CA is suing Apple for damages in what he claims is a case of software subterfuge. An early adopter, Blaylock bought the iPhone 4s immediately after it released, but claims that the Siri application on the phone has caused irreparable damage between him and his would-be fiancee and possibly ruined...

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Pediatric Surgeon Uses Elmo Videos instead of Anesthetic

Pediatric Surgeon Uses Elmo Videos instead of Anesthetic

Radcliffe, PA — Pediatric surgeon Delmore Hicks claims to have made a significant breakthrough that may change the way surgery is performed on children under the age of four.  According to Dr. Hicks, he has performed more than 170 surgical procedures on children in the last year…without anesthetic. Dr. Hicks says that, in June...

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Couple Accidentally Turn Selves in After Robbing Medical Marijuana Collective

Couple Accidentally Turn Selves in After Robbing Medical Marijuana Collective

Eureka, CA–A couple in their mid-forties were arrested last night after police received a call regarding a break-in at the Northern Lights medical marijuana collective in downtown Eureka. There was initially some confusion as to the circumstances of the arrest, and now there is significantly more.

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New Study Finds Link Between Hats, Cancer

New Study Finds Link Between Hats, Cancer

Dr. C.C. Gupta explains why you and everyone you know will die of cancer

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Professional Athlete Turns out to Be Immature, Entitled A-Hole

Professional Athlete Turns out to Be Immature, Entitled A-Hole

America's favorite athlete is a total dick.

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5 Ways to Tell if the Guy You Just Slept With is Into You

5 Ways to Tell if the Guy You Just Slept With is Into You

A new study from the University of Michigan may offer hope to single, straight women who feel like men are childish egomaniacs bent on nothing more than fulfilling their own sexual urges at the expense of anyone with a vagina.  The study, funded by the AXE Body & Shower Products Foundation (ABSPF), suggests that...

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Drug-Sniffing Dog Arrested in DEA Sting Operation

Drug-Sniffing Dog Arrested in DEA Sting Operation

A Border Patrol detection-dog is arrested on suspicion of working for a drug ring.

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Military Court Rules “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” Still Applies in Cases of Platonic Man-Crushes

Military Court Rules “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” Still Applies in Cases of Platonic Man-Crushes

The repeal of DADT opens an unexpected and dangerous can of worms: men being emotionally forthright with one another.

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