“I don’t know. They all seemed like such super deals!” says Linda Moser. Moser was shocked when she received her October Visa bill and saw a $27,829 charge from Amazon.com. “Gosh! I was surprised.” Linda had taken a liking to the AmazonLocal deals that the website was e-mailing her every day.
The Catholic and Protestant churches have long demonized heavy metal as “devil music” but the between the last three years of pop music and a new generation of holy men, churches are rethinking the the definitions. “It is impossible to meditate on the word of the Lord when you’ve got ‘Party in the U.S.A.’...
A new study from The University of Delaware confirms what parents of preschoolers all over the world have known for years, 3 year old kids suck. Dr. Ashley Smithson headed up the program. “We interviewed thousands of three year old children from all over the U.S., Canada and Guam and I assure you, three...
The Republican leadership has had to face hard facts – Michelle Bachmann is never going to be the president. Sarah Palin is never going to be president. As much as it pains the Republican National Committee (RNC) to accept the fact that neither of these women can carry the country, they have a solid...
Celebrity watchers all over the world were recently devastated by the breakdown of the marriage between Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. The twitterverse went wild. Are @aplusk and @mrskutcher no longer together? Impossible! Is she going to get a new handle? #OMG #WTF? Sources that were close to the actress* reported overhearing Moore...
Angelina Jolie is beautiful and famous and she makes $20 million per movie. She has been on the covers of countless magazine. Angelina goes home to Brad Pitt. Why? People ask themselves every day. Why is Angelina Jolie so famous? Why does she get to travel all over the globe? Why is she constantly...
Pittsburgh, PA– In a recent interview with Barbara Walters, Jesus Christ finally admitted what most have suspected for a long time. After 26 playoff appearances, 20 division championships, 8 conference championship and SIX Super Bowl wins, the Pittsburgh Steelers have had more success than any other NFL franchise. Why? Jesus is a Steelers fan....
“I don’t know, what do you want to eat.” These words sound innocent and agreeable, but for Wendy and Bill Harrison they were a death sentence. Residents of St. Paul, Minnesota, the Harrisons starved to death last week after a twenty-two day passive aggressive standoff about what to eat for dinner.
The Commonwealth of Massachusetts is facing some unusual pushback, not about their liberal policies, but about being a “Commonwealth”. Preston Hughes from Weston, Massachusetts is leading the campaign to change the official name of the state. “I assure you, there is nothing common about my wealth.” One western Mass resident had a different take...
BREAKING INSERT EYEROLL NEWS: 29 out of every 33 Americans make up statistics while in arguments with friends. Our intern, Melissa, says that her mom makes up 80% of the statistics she uses to make herself sound smarter and that 300,000 people in Jacksonville are total liars.
