Celebrity chef and master irritant Gordon Ramsay has done it again. His new Fox show “Your Granny Can’t Cook!” is a hit. In the pilot, Ramsay bursts into the home kitchen of Minnesota Grandmother Jean “Granny” Granderson, and tears the lid off of 60 years of lies and bad cooking. In the opening scene,...
Collinstown, Tennessee — Jennifer Hansen sits on her porch reflecting on the maelstrom that has gripped Samuel Smalley Elementary School in Collinstown in a dramatic and unexpected way. “I got the idea from ‘Pay It Forward’ ” said Hansen, known simply as Mrs. Hansen to her students, “Every year, I ask my students to...
“I don’t know. They all seemed like such super deals!” says Linda Moser. Moser was shocked when she received her October Visa bill and saw a $27,829 charge from Amazon.com. “Gosh! I was surprised.” Linda had taken a liking to the AmazonLocal deals that the website was e-mailing her every day.
It was an American tragedy. One that started on a sunny afternoon in an Illinois suburb, when Joe Caston, 34, offered a cold Budweiser to his childhood friend Arnold Mozilo and put on some classic soft rock. At that moment, Caston couldn’t have known that “Keep On Loving You” would be the last thing...
Mediaplex announces a reality TV channel based entirely upon the public's unquenchable appetite for schadenfreude.
An area man is upset with his new iPhone, claiming the electronic device’s word substitution choices are not nearly inappropriate enough. “The performance is really disappointing. This thing hasn’t replaced a single word in one of my texts with anything that’s crude or even mildly suggestive,” said Kellen Chandler, 26, owner of the phone. “I...
There you are. We see you. Sitting there all smug and confident. You made your New Year’s Resolutions, marching head-long into 2012. This will be the year you make it happen. You need to hear the truth: your goals SUCK. 1. Spending more time with friends and family is a stupid idea. This is...
TLC leaks information about an upcoming reality show featuring those loveable GOP presidential candidates.
The Catholic and Protestant churches have long demonized heavy metal as “devil music” but the between the last three years of pop music and a new generation of holy men, churches are rethinking the the definitions. “It is impossible to meditate on the word of the Lord when you’ve got ‘Party in the U.S.A.’...
Chicago, IL – The Chicago renaissance toddler Bub has decided to channel his creative energy into the music forum by “re-imagining” Real Life’s 1983 classic Send Me an Angel. “With all due respect to the original, this is not a remake,” Bub said. “From the title on down, this is a totally new concept,...
