TLC leaks information about an upcoming reality show featuring those loveable GOP presidential candidates.
May 18th, 2013
TLC leaks information about an upcoming reality show featuring those loveable GOP presidential candidates.
The Republican leadership has had to face hard facts – Michelle Bachmann is never going to be the president. Sarah Palin is never going to be president. As much as it pains the Republican National Committee (RNC) to accept the fact that neither of these women can carry the country, they have a solid...
Inside sources now say the Super Committee (as the Joint Select Committee is popularly known) was prepared to submit a plan that all twelve members agreed could be the silver bullet in putting the country’s economic woes to rest, for both the short and long term. Unfortunately, that plan turned out to be the...
A month has passed since the debt ceiling crisis was averted this past July, and Americans have quietly accepted the idea that it resulted from a series of complex negotiations conducted between House Speaker John Boehner and President Barack Obama. Due to layoffs at Krystal’s at the end of July, several of Insert Eyeroll’s...
WASHINGTON – A nation grieved for its lost hopes today when it learned that the Supercommittee, the last and best chance for the United States to reach an agreement on debt reduction, in fact possessed no superpowers of any kind. And no one was more disappointed than the committee members themselves.
Long an object of derision and hyperbole, America’s famous Slow Boat to China has become the country’s fastest vessel. While stevedores scrambled to load the S.S. Crock Pot and crew members made last minutes adjustments to newly fleet fleet member, Import Manager Frank Sobotka went on the record. “She was always so slow, the...
The repeal of DADT opens an unexpected and dangerous can of worms: men being emotionally forthright with one another.
Washington, VA — Area resident, Bob Herman, is convinced that backyard propane tanks are in fact Japanese Mini Subs and warned that a second sneak attack on America is “imminent”. Speaking at Friday’s Board of Supervisors meeting, the 92-year-old veteran pleaded for an immediate investigation into the matter, stating, “Any fool with a lick...
Hundreds of toddlers gathered on Sesame Street this week to take a stand. In the spirit of the Occupy movement that has swept the nation, preschoolers are making their presence known in the shadows of Big Bird and Snuffleupagus. The crowd began forming on Saturday, shortly after naptime. Toddlers of every race, religion, and...
