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Research studies quoted in news shows and viral Facebook posts identify high fructose corn syrup as the source of every societal ill from obesity and high blood pressure to thinning hair, eczema, and our chronic lingering fascination with Jennifer Aniston’s love life. Americans have dramatically changed the way they eat in response to...
CAPE CANAVERAL — After 15 years and over $10 billion in taxpayer’s money, Project Extreme Cosmic Discovery, the most extensive probe of the universe ever conducted, has demonstrated conclusively that space is completely full of junk.
You watched all three seasons of “Sons of Anarchy.” You know the risks involved, but you’ve seen the hat and you know that the MC life is the only way for your baby. Now what?
Are half-used jars of mustard peppering the far recesses of your refrigerator? Packets of soy and duck sauce scattered under your car seats dis-dressing you? If you’re like most families, you currently have more opened bottles of ketchup then you can catch up using. These 10-second style solutions for your home offer surprisingly zesty new uses...
You’ve tried eating gluten-free. You’ve counted calories. You’ve listened to experts tell you about cookie diets and caveman diets and no-carb and low-fat and no-sugar and nothing has worked. Don’t worry, though – there is a solution for you that will be easy and help you lose weight quickly! The solution to losing weight...
There is a menace afoot at the neighborhood pool. The devil in a red speedo. Teens who think that a few state certified life saving courses have given them the right to blow their little whistles willy nilly at our innocent children must be stopped. I first became aware of this injustice a few...
Washington, D.C. – Fresh on the heels of Stephen Colbert’s organization of a Super PAC, “Weird” Al Yankovic has decided to jump into the political arena himself. Standing in front of the Washington Monument on Independence Day, wearing his trademark Hawaiian shirt, Mr. Yankovic declared that he is running for President of the United...
Dr. Adam Heath Avitable is unlicensed, unregulated, and uncensored. Even though he is a doctor, it has neither pertinence nor relevance to the questions asked below. Following even a modicum of his advice will likely result in blindness and mass genocide. The questions are real, and so is his beard. RedMeansGo4 asks: I just...
