What should have been a whimsical marriage proposal turned violent yesterday when a flash mob at a Paramus, NJ mall unwittingly surrounded a trio of real mafiosos shopping at Sunglass Hut.
May 21st, 2013
What should have been a whimsical marriage proposal turned violent yesterday when a flash mob at a Paramus, NJ mall unwittingly surrounded a trio of real mafiosos shopping at Sunglass Hut.
Following the runaway success of its documentary series “16 & Pregnant,” 22 year old associate producer for MTV, Jordyn Baker, announced today that the network will debut a new installment in January 2012 called “36 & Pregnant” that will follow a group of “middle-aged” women as they navigate motherhood “We wanted to explore the...
Eureka, CA–A couple in their mid-forties were arrested last night after police received a call regarding a break-in at the Northern Lights medical marijuana collective in downtown Eureka. There was initially some confusion as to the circumstances of the arrest, and now there is significantly more.
“Go fuck yourself, ya fuckin’ fuck.” That’s what Wayne Kesock (not his real name) replied when asked how his diagnosis with a serious life-threatening illness has changed his outlook. “Being sick fuckin’ sucks donkey ass. I’m not going to lie to make anyone feel better. I’m going to die. Fuckin’ fuck.” Four months ago, Kesock was...
A new study from The University of Delaware confirms what parents of preschoolers all over the world have known for years, 3 year old kids suck. Dr. Ashley Smithson headed up the program. “We interviewed thousands of three year old children from all over the U.S., Canada and Guam and I assure you, three...
The population is exploding. The economy is crashing. A general world outlook is less than optimistic. Unless, of course, you’re Lori Troy, creator and founder of Eazee Vee Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy Kits. “I wanted to add to our family income, but jobs with flexible hours are tough to find, “ says Troy, 35, mother of...
Longtime Framingham resident and “Doctor Who” fan Peter Quince is getting ready to go out. He’s spraying up his thinning hair in an attempt to replicate the floppy-haired Matt Smith, the latest actor to portray The Doctor. “This is my bow tie,” he says, clipping it carefully into his collar. “Bow ties are cool.”...
One of ABC’s hottest commodities, “The Bachelorette,” a reality show full of drama and roses, typically runs two seasons a year along with its counterpart, “The Bachelor.” Recently, ABC made the exciting announcement that Nadya Suleman – aka “Octomom” – will be “The Bachelorette” for the upcoming season. Suleman, who just celebrated her 36th...
It started with a glass of rotten milk. “I took one sip, gagged, and chastised myself for not checking the expiration date”, said world-renowned gerontologist Dr. Sally Field, who is no relation to the world-renowned actress. “And that’s when it hit me. So many different products in the world, from milk to batteries to...
A recent poll of FOX News viewers discovered that 64% expected a full apology from Freedom Warrior Glenn Beck after he allegedly made a moderate statement during an assembly of the Non Racist Republicans Who Hate Our Black President For Some Other Reason That We Can’t Quite Articulate (NRRWHOBPFSORTWCQA). 10% of the viewers polled...
