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How Technology Can Make The Homeless More Appealing

How Technology Can Make The Homeless More Appealing

Harrisburg, PA — Amy Thomspon is upset about the homeless population in her town. Not upset enough to do anything to improve the situation. But upset enough to complain to the police – or to anyone else who would listen. Thompson owns a café in a Harrisburg neighborhood experiencing a rare economic revival. A...

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Trenta Drinks Linked to Rash of Suburban Disappearances

Trenta Drinks Linked to Rash of Suburban Disappearances

The introduction of unnecessarily large caffeinated drinks, if they do not cause immediate death from cardiac arrest or bladder explosion, may cause you to simply disappear.

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Research Reveals People Who Let Their Dogs Crap in Your Front Yard Pretty Much Suck

Research Reveals People Who Let Their Dogs Crap in Your Front Yard Pretty Much Suck

According to a recent Gallup poll, three out of four Americans feel that people who let their dogs crap in your front yard pretty much suck. This information came out of a larger study conducted by the watchdog group, Citizens for Responsible and Appropriate Behavior Socially (CRABS), that evaluated different socially deviant behaviors to determine...

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Pharmaceutical Companies Losing Laxative Business to Starbucks and Taco Bell

Pharmaceutical Companies Losing Laxative Business to Starbucks and Taco Bell

Newark, NJ – Pharmaceutical companies all over the United States and Canada had been noticing a steady downward trend in laxative sales for the last twelve years. Seeking to investigate this decade of decline, Pfizer is asking serious questions aimed at flushing out the culprit: Are people more regular than before? Are Americans eating...

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