Martin Blaylock of Palmdale, CA is suing Apple for damages in what he claims is a case of software subterfuge. An early adopter, Blaylock bought the iPhone 4s immediately after it released, but claims that the Siri application on the phone has caused irreparable damage between him and his would-be fiancee and possibly ruined...
Today’s senior citizen has probably read in the news or heard in passing conversation about the damaging and scandalous effects of sexting on today’s youth. A few may be concerned about the downward turn in society caused by sexting, and others are just plain ashamed that their family has been affected by such technological...
CERN, Switzerland – Sometimes it’s the small things that lead to the big discoveries. Take Adrian Sonnen, a bookish, 42-year old scientist who didn’t realize the mistake in the world’s calendar until he was sitting in a bar and listening to Lady Gaga. “I was drinking a microbrew at the Irish pub when ‘Born...
Palo Alto, CA—Astrophysicists are investigating unusual activity in Silicon Valley Wednesday after hundreds of new employees showed up at Facebook headquarters, ready to start work at 5 PM. “Some of us were killing time, discussing marketing strategy before heading home for the day,” remarked Bill Whitlow, an advertising representative for the social media giant....
An amazing new smartphone app slated for release next week will revolutionize communication between the sexes. Paired with a Bluetooth headset, the Cyrano app acts as a universal translator, instantly providing men with words women want to hear. “I was a failure at relationships,” says app developer Blaize Brazen. ”I value honesty but I never...
Long an object of derision and hyperbole, America’s famous Slow Boat to China has become the country’s fastest vessel. While stevedores scrambled to load the S.S. Crock Pot and crew members made last minutes adjustments to newly fleet fleet member, Import Manager Frank Sobotka went on the record. “She was always so slow, the...
Tania Crosby never expected to fall prey to an Angry Birds obsession. In fact, just like any good mom she worried about how much time her children were spending holed up in their rooms playing video games when they could be outside in the fresh air. “I really didn’t get it,” Crosby admitted to...
President Obama, speaking from the Rose Garden today, awarded the television show “Breaking Bad,” and it’s anti-hero protagonist Walter White a special presidential medal for “renewing interest in science and stimulating the economy through entrepreneurship and small business building.”
